Jokes of the CENTURY
Jokes you'll need in a LIVELY environment!!
1. Why is the sky so high? So the BIRDS wouldn't hit their heads all the time!
2. Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
The love of your life
Liar! Chocolate can't speak!!
3. Why did the cow cross the road? It wanted to go to the MOOOOOOOOOOVIES.
4. Where do pencils spend their vacations? At Pencilvania!
5. My wife's cooking is so bad, we usually pray after eating our food
1. Why is the sky so high? So the BIRDS wouldn't hit their heads all the time!
2. Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
The love of your life
Liar! Chocolate can't speak!!
3. Why did the cow cross the road? It wanted to go to the MOOOOOOOOOOVIES.
4. Where do pencils spend their vacations? At Pencilvania!
5. My wife's cooking is so bad, we usually pray after eating our food
The BEST Shower thoughts!
HERE ARE SOME SHOWER THOUGHTS
1. I and Bill Gates have a combined fortune of approximately 80 dollars
2. If you're waiting to be served in a restaurant, shouldn't you be called THE WAITER
3. When you go to sleep at 4 AM, is it going to bed late or early
4. What if your dog realized you contain loads of bones
1. I and Bill Gates have a combined fortune of approximately 80 dollars
2. If you're waiting to be served in a restaurant, shouldn't you be called THE WAITER
3. When you go to sleep at 4 AM, is it going to bed late or early
4. What if your dog realized you contain loads of bones